Who doesn’t like a good joke? How about a good SCUBA joke? We’ve had posts on this site that celebrate the clever sense of humor many hunters and fishers can have. Now it’s about time the divers got in on the act. Divers, as we can attest, have some of the most unique perspectives on the outdoor world and on life in general, so even non-divers can enjoy some of these classics (and not so classics). Sure, some of the jokes are a little dry. Some are downright dumb. But they all will make you smile, or at least they’ll be a good diversion from whatever worry might ail you. So without further ado, here are some SCUBA Zingers…
What do you get when you combine a scuba diver with a janitor? Jaques Coustodian!
Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because B shells are too darn small!
What’s the difference between a scuba instructor and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 4.
You can tell if someone in an elevator is a diver. He will be the one equalizing.
Why does the ocean roar? You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
How do you know if someone’s a scuba instructor? Don’t worry, they’ll TELL you.
What type of plant are you likely to see when exiting a shore dive on a rough day? Face plant.
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck!
How many people does it take to circumcise a whale? Four skin divers.
A friend of mine has been offering me free Scuba lessons for years now and has told me we can start next week…I’m not going to hold my breath.
I was diving a wall at 10 feet and a guy without scuba gear comes up to me. So I head deeper to 20 feet and here this guy comes again. So not to be outdone by a free diver I head to 60 feet. I did not see him again until I was back on the beach and a group was around him. I went and asked him what kinda diving was he doing. He said drowning.
How do get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles.
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny!